How to Get Noo La Polizia in Steal a Brainrot

Written by: Anish
Published: November 9, 2025

???? What Is Noo La Polizia in Steal a Brainrot?

Noo La Polizia is one of the newest Brainrot God rarity characters in Steal a Brainrot.
It’s based on a viral meme where someone being arrested yells “Nooooo… La polizia!”, now turned into a funny, police-themed collectible character.

The character was released with the Brainrot Dealer Update on November 8, 2025, and features three police officers in its design:

• ???? Middle Officer: Makes a cute “:3” face, holding a walkie-talkie
• ????‍♂️ Left Officer: Smiling and carrying handcuffs and a baton
• ????‍♀️ Right Officer: Nervously holding a flashlight and notebook

While Steal a Brainrot usually features absurd and chaotic designs, Noo La Polizia stands out as both funny and thematic, fitting perfectly within the Los-style universe of quirky brainrots.

???? How to Get Noo La Polizia in Steal a Brainrot

There are two main methods to get Noo La Polizia — through the Brainrot Dealer NPC or the stealing mechanic.

???? Method 1: Using the Brainrot Dealer

The Brainrot Dealer is a unique NPC that sells rare and exclusive brainrots you can’t get anywhere else.
It launched the same day as Noo La Polizia and has become the primary source for God-tier units.

⚙️ How It Works:

• The Dealer restocks every 30 minutes with a new random selection of brainrots.
• Noo La Polizia may not appear every rotation — check back regularly.
• When available, you can buy it directly using in-game money or Robux.

???? Dealer Purchase Details:

???? Pro Tip: Join a server just before a restock timer ends. New rotations often increase your chance to spot Noo La Polizia early before others.

????️ Method 2: Stealing Mechanic

If you can’t find Noo La Polizia in the Dealer’s random rotation, you can still obtain it using the stealing mechanic.

⚙️ How to Steal Noo La Polizia:

1. Locate a player who owns Noo La Polizia in their base.
2. Use the steal feature (enabled after the Dealer unlock).
3. Target their Noo La Polizia and complete the interaction to take it.

Stealing can often be faster than waiting for a lucky Dealer restock — especially during the first few days after release when players are showcasing their new units.

???? Why Players Want Noo La Polizia

Noo La Polizia isn’t just another rare brainrot — it’s a meme-based collectible that symbolizes Steal a Brainrot’s signature humor.
Its design and value make it one of the most wanted God-tier brainrots from the Dealer update.

???? Developer Note

Developer Sammy confirmed that Brainrot Dealer restocks every 30 minutes, and rare brainrots like Noo La Polizia will have rotational availability.
Future patches may also add exclusive Dealer-only bundles, increasing your odds of finding it.

???? Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. What is Noo La Polizia in Steal a Brainrot?

Noo La Polizia is a Brainrot God rarity police-themed character based on the viral “Nooooo La polizia” meme. It was added with the Brainrot Dealer update.

2. How do you get Noo La Polizia in Steal a Brainrot?

You can buy it from the Brainrot Dealer for $67 million or 499 Robux, or steal it from other players who own it.

3. When does the Brainrot Dealer restock?

The Dealer restocks every 30 minutes with a random selection of brainrots, including Noo La Polizia.

4. How much income does Noo La Polizia generate?

When placed in your base, Noo La Polizia generates $280,000 per second in passive income.

5. Can you steal Noo La Polizia from other players?

Yes, the stealing mechanic lets you take Noo La Polizia from players who already own it, making it a faster alternative to waiting for restocks.